Upgraded to craftbukkit-1.4.7. Fixes some bugs related to dropping beds.

Running overviewer every n hours or so now. Four views of the map are available:

As long as these don’t chew up too much CPU they’ll be left running.


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genuine chocolate flavor


Final specs:

  • 2.5GHz CPU
  • 16GB RAM with 5GB dedicated to minecraft_server.jar
  • 64GB SSD dedicated to game
  • CentOS 6.3
  • Co-located at Hurricane Electric in Fremont, California, U.S.A.

New temporary server name:

All other hostnames (,,, will follow shortly.

Game upgraded to 1.4.7.

Live map works:

I have a tumor in my bladder that will likely kill me soon.

IRC is up: #jerkcity


  • @jerkcity
  • /

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The new machine is faaaaaaast. Received a free upgrade: 2.5GHz CPU. Added 16GB RAM, 64GB SSD. Test-rendering dynmap now. Hope to upgrade the server this Friday night but, dongs.

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Server Upgrade: Ordered

Boo: Amazon EC2 slowness + 1.5GB RAM + $70/month hosting fees + no dynmap

Yay: Dedicated 1U hardware on order from abmx servers. 2.4GHz CPU + 8GB RAM + $0/month hosting fees + yay CPU-intensive plugins

Guessing: Mid-Januaryish

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Map is back:

Old-world list of builders was misplaced. Drop a note if you want build access within the city limits.

We will likely stick with WorldGuard: No updates to EpicZones appear to be available.

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Upgrade to 1.4.6

Server version: 1.4.6

Craftbukkit: craftbukkit-1.4.6-R0

Retired: EpicZones (crashes)

Installed: WorldEdit, WorldGuard

City limits are protected again. Ask LafinJack for build access (he’s an admin).

Looking at why /gimme is broken… Update: /gimme works again

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Upgrade to 1.4.5

Server version: 1.4.5

Craftbukkit: 1.4.5-R0.2

Choking: true

Poking: yes

hurrrrrrrrr duh

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move is complete.

new temporary address:

old machine has been shut down. dns should catch up within a 1/2 day or so.

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  • dynmap
  • /gimme
  • MCBouncer
  • EpicZones
  • PermissionsEx
  • /woolgod
  • irc
  • rands the bot

not working:

  • static maps generated by — too cpu invensive
  • current player list on home page — JSONAPI plugin not compatible with 1.4.2
  • irc bridge — plugin MinecraftBot seemingly not compatible with 1.4.2

coming soon:

  • weekly public backups
  • WorldEdit
  • DNS updates might take a while due to rain, resolves though
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new server is up:

will move irc + web + dynmap over shortly.

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