Monthly Archives: January 2012

big dicks in my face making me choke and cry

All friends of rands have build permissions, do what you like. Everybody else can suck it. This just in: MCBouncer has been installed. We are now subscribed to the same ban lists as and other large servers. The following … Continue reading

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Big Fat Gay Upgrades

These plugins were updated: CraftBukkit 1.1R1 Dynmap 0.30 EpicZones 0.34 hurrrrrrrrrr duh

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<Amadaun> Dear god this is an awful place

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Zone Protection Enabled

EpicZones has been installed. It works by allowing one to designate protected areas (“national treasures”) like the giant spigot, the cockscraper and cafe d’nuts. This is an experiment to combat tween griefers that have been visiting lately. If you would like … Continue reading

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Jerkcraft by the Numbers

Server started: August 16, 2011 Unique Users: 311 Banned Users: 25 Size of “world” directory: 316MB Most frequent users by # of logins: Tyrannosaur; lafinjack; Conando; maakur; ChrisPBS; emmastory; dichlorobenzene Logs: 2,756,068 lines Server: 2 x 2.66GHz Intel Xeon; 7.6GB RAM; … Continue reading

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Plug-ins Installed

Plug-ins installed: SimpleAntiSpam Dynmap 0.29.2 JSONAPI Tobi Motd Minecraft BlackList PermissionsEX nuggggggh

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so beautiful

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A BLOG OF ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really choking it down nightly This is a catch-all for everything Jerkcity/Minecraft related including announcements, upgrades and tourism. Please make a note of it.

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